I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Randomize
