i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I wish you could order shots online.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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