is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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