My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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