they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
