I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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