Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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