How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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