Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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