Whod you bang
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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