I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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