I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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