Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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