Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
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