gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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