do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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