You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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