Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
this will be a night to untag.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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