you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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