Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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