Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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