ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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