Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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