she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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