Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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