It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
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