he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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