operation harelip BJ is a go
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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