The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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