I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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