the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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