In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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