There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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