i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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