i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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