Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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