check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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