Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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