Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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