I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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