her vagine was all disorganized.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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