He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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