I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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