My brain says no but my pants say off.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
