And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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