: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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