Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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