We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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