Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
It's shark week go big or go home
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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