I just cut my nipple shaving
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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