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(951): View more from California

my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today

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(314): View more from Missouri

Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?

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(416): View more from Toronto

She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.

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(765): View more from Indiana

I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..

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(514): View more from Quebec

I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.

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(478): View more from Georgia

Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend

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(419): View more from Ohio

Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.

(419): View more from Ohio

Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.

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