Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
