Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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