My brain says no but my pants say off.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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